On a bright, clear day, Eli Magers emerged from a cornfield in rural Indiana. He glanced upon the Earth and declared his existence to which he immediately packed his meager belongings into a gold 1998 Pontiac Grand Prix and drove to Los Angeles, California. He performs every Tuesday at 8:00 PM on Townies: the Improvised Play and every first Wednesday at 8:00 PM on Goldbaby.
