Gretchen Burnton

Hi I’m Nancy, a 400-year-old ghost who cursed Gretchen. I’m here now to tell you stuff about Gretchen (because I’m nice and well, uh, bored).

Gretchen is a writer & performer from Phoenix, Arizona. She studied Journalism and Public Relations at ASU’s Cronkite School of Journalism & Mass Communication.

Gretchen has many half-baked projects under her belt that you, too, can be a part of. Do you love the idea of a cool t-shirt business, a failed teen dream website or a dessert drive-thru, then talk to Gretch TODAY. Also feel free to ask her about one of her unfinished pilots and maybe she’ll even want to collaborate on her next one with you.

Gretch is still taking comedy classes around town and YA! she still has a lot to learn! But her comedy is much like that frozen dinner you popped in the microwave— It’s just warming up.


You can catch Gretchen at the Pack Mondays with her improv team Snack City, every 4th Sunday with her sketch team Thunderdog and every other weekend eating at Applebee’s. (And you can see me, Nancy, that cool humble ghost, when I want you tooOOooOo! Will Gretch be cursed forever?? Let’s find out!) See you around!!! 🙂