Pernell Quilon

Pernell Quilon is an actor, writer, and alleged gay man. His current sugar daddy?, whom Pernell reports to as a lifestyle resident writer.

He was a finalist for the 2022 UCB x Saturday Night Live scholarship. He has worked with MTV, Wong Fu Productions, the cult-favorite newsletter Today in Tabs, and Brother, a millennial lifestyle brand with over 20 million Snapchat subs — he penned the very important essays “5 Ways To Have Better Gay Sex” and “Is Everybody Having Anal Without Me?”

When he’s not writing, Pernell is either acting or playing Merge Mansion.