The Ointment

Have something you think should get checked out?… Well, so do we!!!

Hosted by Michael Chap Resnick, Ted Asbaghi, and Andrew Fernandez, The Ointment is a brand new variety show, featuring sketches, character bits, storytellers, and musicians, all based off of the previous week!!


It’s so topical you’ll be itching for more!!!

Ted Asbaghi

Ted Asbaghi is a writer/performer at Pack Theater. He has done shows there, at UCB, at the Nerdist Theater, and more. His writing has been featured on Funny or Die. Some of his writing is collected at And if live comedy is what you’re looking for, you can find him at the Pack Theater on the fourth Wednesday of every month writing/performing for the sketch team SHAME!

Andrew Fernandez

Andrew Fernandez is a writer/performer on Shame!–house sketch team at The Pack Theater. An alum of Friendboat and founding member of Halfway Mouse, Andrew has been active in both live and viral sketch comedy long before most toddlers were even alive. His work in online content has been featured on Funny or Die, The Today Show, Fox, CNN, and several film festivals. You’ll also find him producing videos for his UCB Digital team Sancho. But his “A” game is on point on the reg, live, every fourth Wednesday of the month when Shame! takes over the Pack for thirty glorious minutes.

Michael Chap Resnick

Michael Chap Resnick is a writer/performer from Los Angeles, CA. As a teenager he acted in commercials and had a role in Larry David’s box office oversight Sour Grapes. Michael went on to study jazz drums at New York University. He played in several jazz bands before his dad informed him it wasn’t the ‘20s. Michael then began studying comedy and performing improv around NY. He’s now back in LA and thrilled to be writing and performing for The Pack Theater sketch team Shame! He also does voiceovers, and he thinks he sounds relatable but authoritative. This whole bio is made from haikus.